


the time to save is now. when a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. he buries the one he's got. - will rogers
what a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm. - rodney dangerfield
it's tough to stay married. my wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass. - rodney dangerfield
the dog has got more fun out of man than man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that man is the more laughable of the two animals. - james thurber
what counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - dwight d. eisenhower
outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - groucho marx

there are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. - benjamin franklin
the dog lives here, pete. you're just visiting. - marge schott
god will prepare everything for our perfect happiness in heaven, and if it takes my dog being there, i believe he'll be there. - billy graham
people teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. i've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought i was tricky. - mitch hedberg
my husband and i are either going to buy a dog or have a child. we can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - rita rudner
if you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail. - fran lebowitz
know yourself. don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - ann landers
to his dog, every man is napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - aldous huxley
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during break time at obedience school, two dogs were talking.
one said to the other..."the thing I hate about obedience school is you learn all this stuff you will never use in the real world."
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as an elderly lady sat on her front porch reflecting on her long life, a fairy godmother suddenly appeared and offered to fulfill three wishes for her.
"well," said the woman, "i guess i'd like to be rich."
poof: the fairy godmother turned her rocking chair into solid gold.
"and I wouldn't mind being a young and beautiful princess."
poof: the fairy godmother turned the old woman into an exquisite young princess, with a priceless crown of jewels.
"your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother. "could you possibly turn my wonderful dog into a handsome prince?"
poof: there, in front stood the most handsome young man anyone had ever seen. she stared at him in awe, completely smitten.
as he came toward her, her knees weakened. he bent down, brushing his lips across her ear as he whispered, "i bet you are sorry you had me neutered."
what did lassie give his doggie girlfriend for valentine's
collie-flowers
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what happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
he stole the show!
at times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within that cruelty.
the alligator, one of the oldest and ultimate predators, normally considered the ‘ apex predator ‘, can still fall victim to implemented ‘ team work ‘ strategy, made possible due to the tight knit social structure and 'survival of the pack mentality' bred into the canines.
see the remarkable photograph courtesy of nature magazine.
note that the alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the gator preventing it from breathing, while another dog has a hold on the tail to keep it from thrashing. the third dog attacks the soft underbelly of the gator .
SMALLER COLLAR DIET BONE
for the dog that needs to lose a few pounds...
2 beef bouillon cubes
1 cup warm water
1/4 cup skim milk
1 tablespoon margarine
1/12 cup shredded reduced fat cheddar cheese
3 1/2 cups whole wheat flour
pre-heat oven to 350 degrees. dissolve bouillon cubes in warm water. mix shredded cheese with flour. add skim milk, margarine, and beef broth. knead dough until firm, and roll to 1/4' thickness. stamp out with cookie cutter and place on ungreased cookie sheet. bake at 360 degrees for 30 minutes. makes 2 1/2 dozen.
HOWL ABOUT A MINT?
whew doogy! time for some furresh minty barks!
1 tablespon vegetable oil
1 cup water
2 1/2 cups whole wheat flour
1/2 cup oatmeal
2 tablespoons dried mint (or 1/3 cup chopped fresh mint)
1/3 cup parsley
preheat oven to 375 degrees. in a large bowl combine oil and water. gradually add flour, oatmeal, mint, and parsley. roll dough to 1/4 inch thickness. cut with cookie cutter. place on ungreased cookie sheet and bake at 375 degrees for 35 minutes. makes 2 dozen.

incase you didn't know, french bulldogs are prone to health issues mainly because of their smooshed up faces. they have the hardest time breathing and more health problems than any other kind of dog, including great danes and english bulldogs.
BUT WE STILL LOVE OUR LITTLE BUDDIES
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